Dear Brett Favre

I hate you.

First off you come out of retirement after my draft. Had I known that I would have drafted differently, taking Peterson instead of Rice.

More recently your pathetic performance against the Lions cost me a win this week. It is the Detroit Lions for hell's sake. Everybody plays well against the Detroit Lions. Everyone except you.

At least as of tomorrow (or it could be Thursday, I can't remember when waivers are processed) you will be cut. I will replace you with Peyton Hillis, who no doubt will blow his knee out in practice this week or something equally bizarre.

I think the family league is a write off this year.